♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You bring the confident chaos — loud opinions, competitive energy, and the first argument of the day (unintentionally). You also start a game no one asked for and win it aggressively. Everyone’s entertained… and slightly stressed.

♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

You bring the food security — the snacks, the sides, the vibes. You’re calm, grounded, and ready to judge anyone who didn’t season their dish. You may also disappear for a nap mid-chaos.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)

You bring the social chaos — gossip, group chat updates, and conversations no one was prepared to have. You’re the life of the room and the cause of half the confusion. But without you, dinner would be boring.

♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

You bring the emotional chaos — the hugs, the tears, the heart-to-heart someone didn’t realize they needed. You care deeply, which is adorable… until you get overwhelmed and hide in the bathroom for a minute.

♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You bring the spotlight chaos — dressed the cutest, taking the best photos, and making sure everyone sees your plate. You’re not trying to be the main character… it just keeps happening. And honestly? The holiday needs your flair.

♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)

You bring the organizational chaos — the lists, the schedules, the “can someone please stay on task?” energy. You’re managing the entire meal like it’s a corporate retreat. Lowkey holding the family together with a clipboard.

♎ Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)

You bring the people-pleasing chaos — bouncing between family members, smoothing over tension, and accidentally creating new drama while avoiding the old drama. Your conflict resolution skills are impressive… and exhausting.

♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You bring the silent chaos — observing everything, saying nothing, but absolutely knowing everyone’s secrets. People fear you and love you at the same time. You’re the calm eye of the storm… with receipts.

♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You bring the unpredictable chaos — showing up late, bringing a surprise guest, and suggesting a last-minute plan that throws everyone off. You’re fun, chaotic, and keep the day from feeling too serious. The holiday wild card.

♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You bring the responsible chaos — doing everything correctly while silently resenting everyone else for not helping. You’re the backbone of Thanksgiving and the CEO of “I’ll just do it myself.” People should thank you more.

♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You bring the weird chaos — showing up with an unexpected dish, an unusual opinion, or a random conversation topic no one can escape. You’re the family plot twist. Confusing, but in a lovable way.

♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You bring the emotional spiraling chaos — overwhelmed, sentimental, and two seconds from crying into the mashed potatoes. But you also bring the heart, the comfort, and the warmth. People feel safe around your softness.

Johnjay And Rich