♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You text like you’re in a sprint — short, blunt, and sometimes with zero context. Half the time people are like, “are you mad?” but really, you just type like a human exclamation point.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’ll leave people on read for three hours, then reply like nothing happened. Also, you’re sending food pics constantly, because if you ate good, everyone’s gotta know.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Absolute chaos. You’re texting in all caps, then switching to voice notes, then dropping memes, then disappearing mid-convo. Talking to you is like being in 12 group chats at once.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Your texts are basically love letters. Lots of hearts, check-ins, and paragraphs that could be published. If you leave someone on delivered, they immediately assume they’re blocked.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You text like a celebrity with fans — dramatic punctuation, selfie drops, and the occasional “I can’t with y’all.” Every convo feels like it should come with a red carpet.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Your texts are mini essays — punctuated, spell-checked, and perfectly thought out. People think you’re calm, but you’ve rewritten that one message six times before hitting send.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Flirty, indecisive, and full of emojis. You’ll send “wyd” to three different people at once just to keep your options open. You love a good texting situationship.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You text like you’re in a thriller — short, mysterious, and a little intimidating. People don’t know if you’re mad, flirting, or plotting revenge… which is exactly how you like it.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’ll reply instantly or three days later — no in-between. Also, your texts are basically stand-up comedy routines, complete with roast jokes and unnecessary chaos.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Straight to the point, no fluff. You text like a business memo — efficient, cold-blooded, and with a “let me know” energy. You do not do small talk.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Your texts are so random it feels like you’re trolling. “Do you think pigeons know they’re pigeons?” at 2 a.m. — that’s your vibe. People never know if you’re serious.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You text like you’re writing poetry. Lots of “…” and dramatic song lyrics out of nowhere. Honestly, half the time you’re crying while you type.