♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Oh, you’re making eye contact IMMEDIATELY. You’ll walk right up, say “Heyyyyy,” and pretend nothing ever happened… even if you once subtweeted them for 3 weeks straight. Chaotic grace under pressure.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You freeze. Blink twice. Then act like you're deeply invested in a scented candle or a granola bar until they walk away. You're loyal… but not built for confrontation in aisle 6.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You spiral and perform. You’ll smile, over-talk, bring up something random, and accidentally start a conversation you didn’t even want. Then text your group chat: “GUESS WHO I JUST SAW 😭”
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
Your entire body shifts into “leave me alone” energy. You pretend to be on the phone, duck into a corner, and start writing a poem in your Notes app about emotional boundaries. Iconic retreat behavior.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You immediately flip your hair, fix your posture, and give them something to MISS. You will not be seen in a bad outfit or with sad energy. This is your redemption arc and it’s cinematic.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
You act normal, polite, borderline boring — but 45 seconds later you’re full-on analyzing everything you said and rethinking your entire existence. “Was my voice too high? Did I blink too much?”
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
You pretend it’s a rom-com moment. You’re like, “Heyyy!!” with fake joy, fake eye sparkle, and then retreat the second it gets awkward. You’ll tell yourself it wasn’t that deep... even though it was.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You lock eyes. They flinch. You smirk. You win. The end. Your energy is cold, calculated, and serving “you thought I forgot? Never that.”
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You laugh. You wave. You keep it moving. But then you bring it up to everyone later like it was a random documentary cameo: “I literally saw my ex while holding a burrito. Iconic.”
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You nod like a CEO closing a deal. Short, sharp, professional. You might even hit them with a “Hope you’re doing well” before going right back to your To-Do List. Power stance energy.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You act like you don’t recognize them. At all. You’re suddenly VERY into whatever local art is on the wall. If they approach you, you're like “...Sorry, do we know each other?” Bold. Iconic. Terrifying.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You panic internally but smile like nothing happened. Then you replay the whole interaction 47 times on the way home and convince yourself they definitely still hate you. It's fine. You’re fine. (You're not.)