Aries (March 21 - April 19): "Get in loser, we’re going shopping!"
Always on the go, Aries, you’re the queen of spontaneous plans and dragging everyone along for the ride. Whether it’s an adventure or an idea, your energy is infectious.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): "Is butter a carb?"
You’re all about comfort and indulgence, Taurus. Whether it’s a cozy night in or the perfect snack, you love life’s little luxuries—especially when it involves food.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): "That is so fetch!"
Trendsetter alert! You’re always onto the next big thing, Gemini. Your adaptable nature keeps you ahead of the curve, making whatever you’re into the new “fetch.”
Cancer (June 21 - July 22): "I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles..."
Your empathetic, nurturing soul just wants everyone to get along. You’re the emotional glue in your friend group, always ready to smooth things over with love (and maybe some cake).
Leo (July 23 - August 22): "I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom."
You love being the center of attention, Leo, and your charisma makes you the life of the party. Whether you’re giving advice or cracking jokes, you always know how to keep things fun.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): "You can’t sit with us!"
Perfectionist vibes, Virgo. You have high standards—for yourself and for others—and you don’t let just anyone into your inner circle. But those who make it? Totally worth it.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): "On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
Fashionable and all about harmony, you’re the one setting trends and keeping things balanced in your squad. Whether it's outfits or opinions, you know how to make everyone feel included.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): "I’m a mouse, duh!"
You’ve got that mysterious edge, Scorpio. Your confidence lets you pull off anything with a straight face, even if it’s something a little mischievous or unexpected.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): "The limit does not exist."
There are no boundaries for you, Sagittarius. Adventure, learning, and growth? You’re all about it. Whether it’s in your career or travel plans, you’re shooting for the stars.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): "I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular."
Capricorn, you’re hard-working and ambitious, so success naturally follows you. Some may think you’re intimidating, but really, you’re just focused on winning at life.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): "That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets."
Your quirky, innovative mind is always buzzing with new ideas, Aquarius. You keep things interesting and definitely know how to stand out in a crowd.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): "You go, Glen Coco!"
The supportive friend everyone needs! You’re always hyping up others, Pisces. You believe in people even when they don’t believe in themselves, spreading positivity like confetti.