♈️ Aries (March 21 – April 19):
You’re already yelling and pacing while everyone else is still processing the drama. You take every petty disagreement as a personal challenge and will fight to the death just to prove a point.
♉️ Taurus (April 20 – May 20):
You act like it’s not bothering you... but suddenly your texts are one-word answers and you’re “too busy” to hang. You’ll never say you’re mad, but you will start playing Beyoncé’s "Irreplaceable" on loop.
♊️ Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
You’re texting your other group chat while arguing in real time. You turn a petty fight into a podcast episode and somehow drag three unrelated people into the story. Chaos is your love language.
♋️ Cancer (June 21 – July 22):
You take it super personally, cry, and then write a paragraph-long text starting with “It’s not even about that...” You're not just fighting the fight — you're feeling every emotion twice.
♌️ Leo (July 23 – August 22):
You try to stay calm... but your tone gets dramatic and now you’re monologuing like it’s the series finale of your life. Every petty argument is a full-on production and somehow, you still expect applause.
♍️ Virgo (August 23 – September 22):
You came with notes, receipts, and emotional analytics. You might seem quiet, but you’re mentally drafting a perfectly worded text that will absolutely end them in 12 hours or less.
♎️ Libra (September 23 – October 22):
You’ll keep it cute on the outside, but inside you're playing out every possible scenario and overthinking it to death. You'll avoid conflict at all costs—unless it’s indirect, vague, and posted on your story.
♏️ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):
You say one cutting thing that leaves the group chat SILENT. You don’t argue—you destroy. And you're absolutely not above blocking them on everything and pretending they never existed.
♐️ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):
You act like you don’t care… then randomly throw a truth bomb that stings harder than expected. You're out here fighting for freedom and vibes, not feelings.
♑️ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):
You're stone-cold, strategic, and somehow still the one in control. Your vibe is "I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed"—but also ready to replace you by the end of the day.
♒️ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):
You ghost mid-argument, resurface hours later with a meme, and then act like nothing happened. You might be emotionally unavailable but you are entertaining.
♓️ Pisces (February 19 – March 20):
You start crying, quote a Lana Del Rey lyric, and disappear for the weekend. You don’t just feel the fight—you live inside the soundtrack of it.